MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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