i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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