Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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