So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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