I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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