At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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