You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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