rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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