"it" just moved
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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