first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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