So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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