My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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