i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
