and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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