I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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