On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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