theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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