I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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