I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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