Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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