She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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