whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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