Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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