I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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