i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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