i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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