i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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