that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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