Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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