No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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