she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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