you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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