My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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