garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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