My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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