is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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