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• (239): View more from Florida

  Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.

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• (650): View more from California

  Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human

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• (315): View more from New York

  she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.

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  does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  How'd your date go last night?

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  Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.

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  And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD

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  okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...

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