Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...