Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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