Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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