So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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