Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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