uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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