im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
this is an emotional support booty call
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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