I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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