Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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