the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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