You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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