I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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