I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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