I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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