You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
