He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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