Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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